Hello Internet,
I have decided that I should take the INA introductory test. The test is sceduled for tommorow. I have decided not to write on the weekend so I will tell you the results on monday. I can not write much because I am studying very heavily.
Vanciert Coruso
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Brainy yet slow
Hello Internet,
OMG! We got out scores back and I got an A+ on almost all of my tests! The only test that I failed was Sports. In sports we had to run a mile and we got graded on the speed that we ran. It took me 17 minutes to run my mile. Of course, Mrs. Bowserson ran next to me spitting on me. At the end of my run I was drenched in so much spit and sweat that I almost fainted. The teachers are turning me into there class pets. I have to sit in the front of the classroom and I am the only person they call on. It is so annoying. The kids have also started calling me a nerd. I have been trying to act as if it were a compliment but inside I felt terrible. Maybe I am a nerd. After school, I looked up Nerds. One that came up was the INA. INA stands for the International Nerds Association. It has nerds in it from all over the world. I am still thinking about joining. I do not wear glasses and do not have a nerd laugh but I think that I can pick it all up and become the best nerd the world has ever known. Has anyone seen that new show Glee. It looks pretty good. I have put it on my fiosbox. Other shows that I love are Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, and Jeopardy. I am really good at Jeopardy. I get almost every question right. Maybe I will even get to be on the show. I have alredy filled out the form. If you want me to send you emails just put your email in the response.
Vanciert Coruso
OMG! We got out scores back and I got an A+ on almost all of my tests! The only test that I failed was Sports. In sports we had to run a mile and we got graded on the speed that we ran. It took me 17 minutes to run my mile. Of course, Mrs. Bowserson ran next to me spitting on me. At the end of my run I was drenched in so much spit and sweat that I almost fainted. The teachers are turning me into there class pets. I have to sit in the front of the classroom and I am the only person they call on. It is so annoying. The kids have also started calling me a nerd. I have been trying to act as if it were a compliment but inside I felt terrible. Maybe I am a nerd. After school, I looked up Nerds. One that came up was the INA. INA stands for the International Nerds Association. It has nerds in it from all over the world. I am still thinking about joining. I do not wear glasses and do not have a nerd laugh but I think that I can pick it all up and become the best nerd the world has ever known. Has anyone seen that new show Glee. It looks pretty good. I have put it on my fiosbox. Other shows that I love are Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, and Jeopardy. I am really good at Jeopardy. I get almost every question right. Maybe I will even get to be on the show. I have alredy filled out the form. If you want me to send you emails just put your email in the response.
Vanciert Coruso
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Failure and Out of trouble
Hello Internet,
Oh No! I think I failed all of my tests. My first test was about Rome. The teacher's name is Mrs. Liamiano and she is so old that she probably was around during Rome. The first question was "What is a gladiator." I answered that it it was a Roman fighter that was either poor or a slave. Now that I think back, it is probably a glad Roman. I am going to fail that test and all of the other ones. The good thing is that I got out of trouble. When they saw that a scrawny, blond, annoying kid in our grade suddenly had black hair and black arms, they found out that it was the ashes that were in his hair and on his arms. I then got out of trouble and he got suspended. He also got a big beating from Frank, so he is spending his suspension in the hospital. The problem with Frank is that he is exempt from the school rules because he can beat the teachers up. So that beating he gave the robber that would usually cause expulsion caused him to get into no trouble. The teachers did not even tell the parents because the last time a teacher told on him to his parents, the teacher went missing and the teacher is still missing. I think I should ditch school tomorrow because I know that I failed the tests terribly. I already have a plan. I will run away to the mall just after my car leaves and then make a fake call to the school and tell them that I am sick. I will come back to school just before pickup. Perfect. Hope my plan works.
Vanciert Coruso
Oh No! I think I failed all of my tests. My first test was about Rome. The teacher's name is Mrs. Liamiano and she is so old that she probably was around during Rome. The first question was "What is a gladiator." I answered that it it was a Roman fighter that was either poor or a slave. Now that I think back, it is probably a glad Roman. I am going to fail that test and all of the other ones. The good thing is that I got out of trouble. When they saw that a scrawny, blond, annoying kid in our grade suddenly had black hair and black arms, they found out that it was the ashes that were in his hair and on his arms. I then got out of trouble and he got suspended. He also got a big beating from Frank, so he is spending his suspension in the hospital. The problem with Frank is that he is exempt from the school rules because he can beat the teachers up. So that beating he gave the robber that would usually cause expulsion caused him to get into no trouble. The teachers did not even tell the parents because the last time a teacher told on him to his parents, the teacher went missing and the teacher is still missing. I think I should ditch school tomorrow because I know that I failed the tests terribly. I already have a plan. I will run away to the mall just after my car leaves and then make a fake call to the school and tell them that I am sick. I will come back to school just before pickup. Perfect. Hope my plan works.
Vanciert Coruso
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Overworked and in trouble
Hello Internet,
Oh Gosh! I have 6 tests tommorow. That is in every single class! When I told my 6th period teacher about this, she just told me to shut up. Also, I got in trouble. Some kid took out Frank's science book and burned it. Then he stuck the ashes in my locker and when the teachers checked the lockers, they found the ashes. Oh No! my mom just found out. She is about to drag me into my room and ground me. Gotta go! Help Child Control!
Vanciert Coruso
Oh Gosh! I have 6 tests tommorow. That is in every single class! When I told my 6th period teacher about this, she just told me to shut up. Also, I got in trouble. Some kid took out Frank's science book and burned it. Then he stuck the ashes in my locker and when the teachers checked the lockers, they found the ashes. Oh No! my mom just found out. She is about to drag me into my room and ground me. Gotta go! Help Child Control!
Vanciert Coruso
Monday, September 21, 2009
1st day
Hello Internet,
My name is Vanciert Coruso and as Frank, the bully told me today, I am a loser. My life totally sucks. Today, during school, Mrs. Bowserson told me to do push ups. Mrs. Bowserson is the sports teacher and she is a mean one. Anyways, Mrs. Bowserson sat on me while I was doing push ups and she is heavy. I once saw her stand on a scale while I was in her office while borrowing a mouth guard. She was 487 Pounds!
Vanciert Coruso
My name is Vanciert Coruso and as Frank, the bully told me today, I am a loser. My life totally sucks. Today, during school, Mrs. Bowserson told me to do push ups. Mrs. Bowserson is the sports teacher and she is a mean one. Anyways, Mrs. Bowserson sat on me while I was doing push ups and she is heavy. I once saw her stand on a scale while I was in her office while borrowing a mouth guard. She was 487 Pounds!
Vanciert Coruso
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