Failure and Out of trouble

Hello Internet,
Oh No! I think I failed all of my tests. My first test was about Rome. The teacher's name is Mrs. Liamiano and she is so old that she probably was around during Rome. The first question was "What is a gladiator." I answered that it it was a Roman fighter that was either poor or a slave. Now that I think back, it is probably a glad Roman. I am going to fail that test and all of the other ones. The good thing is that I got out of trouble. When they saw that a scrawny, blond, annoying kid in our grade suddenly had black hair and black arms, they found out that it was the ashes that were in his hair and on his arms. I then got out of trouble and he got suspended. He also got a big beating from Frank, so he is spending his suspension in the hospital. The problem with Frank is that he is exempt from the school rules because he can beat the teachers up. So that beating he gave the robber that would usually cause expulsion caused him to get into no trouble. The teachers did not even tell the parents because the last time a teacher told on him to his parents, the teacher went missing and the teacher is still missing. I think I should ditch school tomorrow because I know that I failed the tests terribly. I already have a plan. I will run away to the mall just after my car leaves and then make a fake call to the school and tell them that I am sick. I will come back to school just before pickup. Perfect. Hope my plan works.

Vanciert Coruso